"Say it out loud. Do it. Fred. Fred. In the South, Fray-ud. Fur-red-duh." byCyber News •9:38 AM "It has the tonal quality of something being dropped on the floor, something heavy and damp-ish. Waterlogged paper towel. Fred." Is the Washington Post smoking pot again? IN THE COMMENTS: Simon asks, astutely: "Wha…